, The but again brush-off labors.However this is unimportant, because they own the man to obey most most in the world.
Formerly, after getting up what man did the first matter in Shanghai, is arrive river bank in Suzhou to brush a toilet;Now in the home can solve, so the Ku wear a basket the son buys vegetables to the morning session, the vegetables cheapness of the morning session.
Man in Shanghai willingly of be ordered about by the woman, cook a meal to do laundry to include to sew and patch socks for woman the work like this also belongs to inside.If the woman dares to treat the Yes son in Peking like this, the result only has 1 kind:Wrap two milks.Certainly, man in Shanghai would like to also wrap two milks, but, the digging of illiberality is a son.In the thesaurus of the masters son, man in Shanghai is to delete quotation mark;In the chemisette thesaurus, man in Shanghai also dims to have no light, but this has what relation, the slightest don't influence them to be subjected to as well the most fine big woman-Shanghai's chemisette to concern in the world.
Eight Yue perfect in every way type.Can not say rare and precious things, should say to almost have no, if must have, probably compare bad person to order to calculate 1 so much.Ao-NO!NO!NO!Don't seek for oneself to scold.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1684 university dormitory joke, it answers the phone
Pack a telephone in dormitory, we became "gentleman"-the gentleman can not speak up a hand and certainly more lazily move a leg and have what matter would rather spend some phone bill than going out to take a stroll.
Our house's hasing a small son is Li Lei, the summer vacation sought a work and did a procedure member at a website.He went to at work yesterday, someone made a phone call to seek him, and I answered.I say Li Lei not at, did the other party ask him to return to old house?I say to have no, the other party says:"That you tell him, I am his classmate, you make him come back to make a telephone call for me, telephone number BEThe × × × ×."I took notes down.(afterwards I just know, in fact that is the telephone that is inclined rightness of over the dormitory, is as not that familiar as we)
Li Lei comes back in the evening, I said the business of telephone with him, he said probably is classmate in the senior high school beats to come of, hence pressed that telephoned back pass by.Li Lei is person in Shaanxi, the telephone is a him to ask:"Do you have Shaanxi here?"The person who answers the phone says:"We have no here, we the opposite door pour is have a , you after a while, I shout for you ……", right away, hear yell in the building way:"Li Lei comes over to answer the phone, your person of hometown!"Li Lei Leng for a while, old with our house three say, I answered a telephone in the past, you stare at for me here, if, say that I in a short while came back Li Lei to pass by, old three picked up a telephone.Didn't lead for several seconds, the inside spread the voice of "feed, feed", old three say right away:"He went out, you waited for a second!"Then push away a door to shout:"Li Lei, this, come back at once."Li Lei waited meeting son over there and saw don't respond and then hanged and returned to house from old three handses in connected to conduct electricity words, could hear "Du Du" after hanging up a voice."Oddness!"He depressedly says:"How all does the nobody answer?"Then he pickeds up the note of mark code and again dials that number:"You have Shaanxi here of ……"
The occupation habit that a spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1685 to suddenly and violently smile
The occupation is used to 1
The wife and husbands go home together, the wife closes the door on coming in.The husband is knocking on door and shouting:Open the door, open the door, I haven't gone in, be really of!The wife who does bus ticket agent says:Is noisy what noisy?Sitting down is a !
The occupation is used to 2
Some bureau chief piece in the bureau suddenly receives one to add an urgent call report.
Giving or getting an electric shock the text is:The mother dies, the father is critically ill and hopes to soon return.
Read to finish, bureau chief piece's pain not the desire living, the side cries a side to return in the telegram list up signing.
The mailman once connected to return to one to see, unexpectedly is agree two words.
The occupation is used to 3
A visitor multiplies by to rent a car to go on a tour.Halfway last he clap the shoulder of driver and want to ask a matter and unexpectedly frighten driver scream madly.
, Sorry, unexpectedly will frighten you.He excuses me a way.
It doesn't matter, small misunderstanding.Driver way, I opened to rent a car just today, I had been driving coffin car in the past.
The occupation is used to 4
Television station news announcer of square in the certain place is reporting news, a piece of note sends to his in front at this time, and he pickeds up note habitual ground to say:The underneath is a just- received this set news......Immediately after open note to read:Waiter, there is one son on your incisor spinach leaf......
The occupation is used to 5
A police goes hunting together with friend on the first, suddenly, he saw a sika deer,beats by dre studio hd, hence, silently round its after death, raise a gun, loudly shout a way:Forbid to move, raise a hand, otherwise I opened fire!
The occupation is used to 6
There are two mosquitos in the mosquito net, one drinks satisfied belly, belly is all empty, the wife lets to be public prosecutor of the husband beat mosquito.The husband makes moves extraordinary, a Zhang clapped to die the drink is satisfied blood of fat mosquito, but to another but slowly don't start, the wife asks him to why not beat, the husband says:Evidence shortage.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1686 history top most breaking up of 誇張 reason
The 這 was too really a 嘔 heart!!On the history most breaking up of 誇張 reason!!-Protect 證 to smile to turn over to do obeisance 託 !Eat 飽飯 to see again, otherwise you 們會 the 罵 die my 喲 !On the history most breaking up of 誇張 reason hope you the 們沒 break up with male/girl friend because of the 為這種 reason
The 兩 year ago has one 對 lover his 們 is a new a life time 學 hospital of four year, lover's 兩 person's feelings already the 經 arrive can with that the 結 marry of situation his 們 intend the 畢業 Hou 兩 the person arrive outside 國's playing is like a Du honeymoon one 樣 at his 們畢業 Hou 兩 the person depend on the 計畫 plays daytime to the thin Lyu 賓 of the 時 wait 兩 the persons all arrive the 處 plays very 開 heart to arrive in the evening his 們 also lived 進 he the building 間 of the 們訂當 however 兩 person also big 戰來 one 陣 big 戰 Hou H'm 兩 person all the 沒 have already worn sleeping of clothes Zhao
Next day that the boy rise 來 first see he girl friend 還 the 沒 have already waked up he thinks 說 , he thinks his girl friend of 給 one the 個驚 is pleased one 個讓 his girl friend think the all surprisingly 驚 is pleased connect Zhao he started to stand careful 異異 of 來 of walk to in front however the Hou 雙腳 cent 別 of his girl friend to stand the fart eye 對 Zhao is by the side of the 臉 of his girl friend his girl friend he thinks 說 , he wants put the 個 fart comes to smelly his girl friend 給 because of 為 he misses the person of 說兩 feelings that 麼 of good she 應該 not the 會 living 氣 so he the son of 這樣 do connect Zhao is him 盡 dint of a put to want let out all fart his 聽 of the fruit of 來結 arrive of the 聲 is to burst Pa Pa because of 為 he had yesterday ate some fire 鍋s so his belly wasn't very good he made an effort too much of a put
這時 He girl friend 當 however come to see his boyfriend fart eye positive 對 Zhao 還 very smelly 溼溼 of her臉臉 of but he the boyfriend 卻 don't know how do just very silly 對 Zhao, she smiles to connect Zhao be shout loudly a 聲 to connect his 們 of Zhao to have a mood to go on holiday in that 邊 for the 沒 his 們 tell a 訴 trip the 館 call he 們來 the pure building but that 個 takes 務 to living big 罵 of Hou 來 H'm you the 們幹 occupy for the 幹沒 the ㄘㄨㄚ /ㄙㄞ /幹 is on the bed have 沒 to have water 準 !!Hou 來 his 們 returned to the Hou of set 灣 that girl and the that guy break up
I want is that you slept 覺 till° a half to suddenly have one ㄅㄨㄙㄞ /ㄘㄨㄚ /a part of 還s flows the whole 個 nose of 進 noses all on your臉 is move bowels flavor eyes one 睜開 the 還 see one 個 fart eye at you of the top 還 in in front has a corn grain the 這時 is most important have one 個 person 還 you smile you to miss in the 對 how your 會 is
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1687 car to make fun
Entered a car store,
The buyer asks, I want to buy a big miss, don't car.
The seller is startled ……
The buyer continues to keep on saying:
The name wants to compare snow Buddha orchid,
And have to be very lucky,
The face has to be good-looking,
Can not there is big(MAZDA) pock-marks,
Talk accent to want Honda,
The voice wants elephant Suzuki,
The temper wants the public,
Can not too strange Rui of,
The breast wants a Toyota,
The beautiful leg wants to speed,
Small hand elephant lotus of,
The gentleness produces like the day,
But also like just a little and a little bit that the day is wild,
But again not
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