The whole body is at ease, walk to advertise the spirit tablet place and took a look an advertisement O.K., but see the opposite walk of the male doctor is angry:"Your wife compares your medical skill Gao, she eliminates Nong and swollen ……
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Is small clear, talk to love to add a "" word.
On the first, the company comes to Xing Wang's person, small seek him to occupy clearly, then make a phone call to pass by.
"Feed, who do you seek?"
"Feed, you are a kinglet''."(Kinglet eight)
"What are you dry?"
"Please have a meal."
"Eat what?"
"Let's eat a chicken!"(**)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3397 for a week seven times/say isn't intentional
A woman goes to troops and calls on relatives, while filling in to register form, have a column as"relation".She wishes:"How does the troops even ask this problems?"Can't, she has to fill "a Wednesday time".Executed duty a warrior to once connect to register form, tooked a look to say:"Fill in the form a mistake, please re- fill in!"The woman is very surprising, the in the mind Dao Gu way:"Does he how can know?"Later on, have to fill according to the fact up:"A week is seven times".
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The rich man bravely says to the young wife:"After I die, you can get married.""Do not say like this."The wife answers."You can make him wear my clothes.These are the all best materials, and do work fashionable.""Do not say like this, this is the impossible matter."Wife explanation way, " he wears the dimensions of clothes at least and compares your greatly on the first."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3398 accident
The Anne virtuous Lu sergeant holiday returns to in home and discovers that the bed that wife's Anna just receives with lover's west on the bedroom talks to smile.He is great anger, point at west to receive to scold a way:"Bastard, you roll out for me."West's receiving doesn't show as well weak:"Roll out to go to of should be you, what Anna loved is me."The Anne virtuous Lu still lambastes not only, request to use the way decision of affair of honor who own Anna.Their one person took a to arrive at the yard inside to the gun, the west received and said:"We the dynasty air put a gun, then, two people lie to pour to pretend to be dead on the ground and see Ni Nuo arrive first after coming in who nearby, she arrives first who nearby explain her love who, who own her."After two guns ring, the Ni Nuo ran out and discovered that two of them all pour on the ground and immediately shout to run into a bedroom coat to shout a way before the cabinet:"Is dear, come out!They were two to all die."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the novelist of chapter 3399 Yao tongue/change weapon 【2 and one chapter 】
There is that talk to like beat around the bush novelist, one sunrise it the never thought that ground come home, the maidservant says "hello" to him."Are you seeking your wife?Sir.""Yes, " he superfluously answers again, " I am seeking the friend whom I am good friends with most and most the Ke engrave of critic.""You most the Ke engrave of the critic is on the bed now."The maidservant says that" but the friend whom you are good friends with most just jumped to go out from the window way."
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President and general manager all year near flower A, that aspect ability be not go too much.That day, American cooperation colleague of company comes exchanges, both parties start to talk about the business of this aspect, American old have to know the Mainland the leadership heart enough to spare but dint shortage, the favour says to do a small surgical operation in the United States.Hence, the president sought an opportunity to have a trip to the United States and conveniently did surgical operation and came back result however power and prestige, the manager envied very much, president hence also make the manager be a surgical operation in the United States.The manager seeks a secretary to experiment right away after coming back, can go as a result but not.The president comes over one lo after hearing the action, "no wonder that not male breeze, originally what to change is me that."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3400 not to smoke/football coach 【2 and one chapter 】
The male both the daughter-in-laws person builds a fire to cook a meal, the grandfather takes the big pipe build a fire, the daughter-in-law cooks a meal, the grandfather discovers that the daughter-in-law's pants zipper didn't pull well, can again inconvenience say clearly, have to point a daughter-in-law with the pipe of there, "ah, ah",beats by dre solo, can the daughter-in-law still didn't realize, the grandfather has to again point a daughter-in-law with the pipe there, "ah, ah", the this bottom of daughter-in-law heard, the favour says:"Dad, it doesn't smoke!"
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The school makes football league match and stipulate men and women's player's beard is each to have a half.The graduate student brigade invited sainted Shamanism to teach to be coach.Preparing before the match will up, the Shamanism teaches Jing to open up the good and bad that the ground analyzed this brigade:"Our battle policy is:The male lord offends, female the lord guard and thank crystal speed quick, beat forward;Yang Wei 's speed is slow, beat to help to offend;Finishing cloud big wave is steady, beat medium field.The female classmate wants to get up the task load for defending, the Yan Mao Chang, Liu Bi Xue, Yue crystal Dai three rearguards want to attain ball to where force to where, offend its enemy's next three roadseses, or so match, clip a chicken before or after.Finally want to lift our person to call'steel door'of door Qian Wu Feng, the enemy is a ball to get to the front of door and also shoot not to go in."
The text chapter 3401~3450 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:03:49 chapter word numbers:23136
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3401 to play mahjong
Some day, the Shamanism teaches to accompany three female guests to play mahjong, this card beats on the hand Huang Zhuang, and listen to one of their dialogue:A female:(The noodles takes face of resentment ground)the professor always below touch at me, Gang, made me to die B female:(Tired Tai can Ju ground)I always at from touch one hole, which knew to teach one person to touch three per hole C a female:(Do not have no the ground of You hatred)I have been aming waiting a Yao chicken, but professor always the Wu wear his chick to put a cannon Shamanism to teach:(Stare tongue-tiedly)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3402 to break wind
Once a girl put one fart of ringing on the lesson, everyone laughed secretly, someone's Wu nose, make that girl's one deep red face.The Shamanism teaches to say:"Smile what!The fart is the spirit of Human body, which don't put of reason.How to wear and dislike smelly?If who put a fart to take flavor, quasi- is the terminal disease that got the type of the disease of moxa Zi.Since make reference to fart, your detection doesn't have a regulation, be:The noodles is yellow skinny, break wind Yan smelly;Piece the big fat is fatty, break wind like thunder?The person who still has tallies up in strategy in the breaking wind of public place:The fart voice is smaller, the target is difficult to seek;The fart voice is too big, oneself is embarrassed.Speak from the fart flavor be:The fart flavor isn't heavy, most a coax;The fart flavor isn't thin, the one complains.No matter how it is say, it is a natural phenomena to break wind, nothing important fussbudget.However also want to pay attention to a dialectics, everyone listens to right:There is a fart not to put, suppress bad five internal organs;Have no fart in disorder crowded, push bad body."Say, old yellow oneself put one fart.
A spool of joke brocade gathers a current task/uncle of chapter 3403 to get on the car 【2 and one chapter 】
Professor Huang Xia Men Liu is a China agency person of distinction is through the boundary.(agency through of all be called socialism economics)Peking accounts hospital(all call calculator college in Peking, namely north work big penny school) and occupation skill hospital(all be called occupation technique in Peking education college, namely north teacher big two cents, school) joint meeting in Peking to invite old Huang to make concerning current situation and agency through of report.One beginning speaks of my party currently three greatest task:A, open to make to live economy, two, raise socialism spiritual civilization, three, clean up spiritual pollution.Old Huang thinks although those three tasks lift loud and clearly, difficult record, rather record into "on opening to make, two agency Jings, three pure dirty" get easy.
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A day a beautiful woman is dressed in miniskirt to rush through a car and comes up an uncle behind and lifts a few ducklings on the hand, the ticket agent says the uncle puts duck old man to come over to say "the young lady pleases open a leg, I put into tooth son(at we here village call duck BE"duck", this and penis(vernacular speech call tooth son) together sound)" to the woman under that young lady's chair
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3404 quilt book with long
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